Notice to the public
Ref. MMM/PN/001Purpose
In an era where the unsolicited “member” picture has become a digital plague, the Ministry exists to provide a public service: roasting the offenders with high-brow wit and low-brow surrealism.
Proceedings
From a 1970s government office, our host Veronica, the Ministry’s Resident Decorum Expert and Undersecretary of Uncomfortable Truths, introduces real digital crimes submitted by the public.
Each offence is then processed into Terry Gilliam-style cut-out animation, in which the offending parties are recast as historical figures, sci-fi icons and athletes.
Every case closes the same way: the offence collapses into a single dot, and the verdict is entered into the record. TWATS IN THE DM.
Cases on file
The Honest Abe
A comically serious Abraham Lincoln escorts his “member” to a night at the theatre. History records an explosive performance.
ProcessedThe Schwartz One
A galaxy far, far too forward. One Limp Saber against an army of suspiciously shaped Stormtroopers.
ProcessedGame On
The sports desk breaks down this season’s DM rookies, all rushing for the end zone without respecting a single boundary.
ProcessedYour civic duty
Received a misguided message? The Ministry requires your report. Selected reports are processed on air. Names are changed, identities protected, and the guilty ridiculed. Reporters whose case makes a main episode receive a Story Credit.
Domestic matters are handled by our sister department, the Office of In-Law Interference, at myinlawsareevil.com.
File a report Form MMM-1VeronicaUndersecretary of Uncomfortable Truths